thedreadvampy:

stvrbuck:

i cannot believe it’s christmas eve and no one is talking about how Gritty dressed up as Santa Claus and attacked other Santas in his general vicinity

like..

@lifetheuniverseandnothing IT’S A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GIFT JUST FOR YOU

(via the-happy-hellbrute)

johnegbertfromtv:

zennistrad:

ink-quill-coffee:

buggerygrips:

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

Lol?!?

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

(via the-happy-hellbrute)

starbuckssollux:

klapollo:

klapollo:

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

this meme is only a year old and yet it still feels like its been half a decade since the last time ive seen this image

(via pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird)

freebroccoli:

countriesinyourhead:

neogonzo:

Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete

Remember this years-old post?

What the experiment demonstrates is that I will put up with all of that just to use a site that shows me posts that I asked for in chronological order.

(via shadowpool95)

daemonprincedrew:

fabulous-brii:

Tumblr: on December 17 we will hide adult content

My blog the next day: gets followed by 3 porn bots

Originally posted by f13nds

I’m up to 5 new porn bots since the “purge”

theirisianprincess:

captainsnoop:

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
   
2. seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

(via traveller-of-thedas)